Rihanna & Shy Ronnie – “Ronnie & Clyde” – SNL Digital Short

Rihanna and Andy Samberg both appeared in an all new SNL Digital Short titled: “Ronnie & Clyde“, where they portray the classic “Bonnie & Clyde” duo with the “give-me-all-you-got” attitude and the classic bank stickup.

This is the sequel to Andy and Rih Rih’s classic SNL Digital Short – “Shy Ronnie“.

In the follow-up to last year’s Emmy-nominated “Shy Ronnie SNL Digital Short,” the pop star plays Clyde while Ronnie plays himself “appropriately”.

Listen/Download: Rihanna & Shy Ronnie – Ronnie & Clyde

13 Comments

  1. chucka lmao

    its soo dammnn funnny …!!!

  2. G4L

    RiiHANNA :
    WE DONE THE WORK
    WE NOW THE SYSTEME
    WE HAVE THE FiiRE POWER
    AND WE HAVE EACH ATHER
    YOU READY

    YEEEAAAAH, HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
    WE ALL AGAiN
    EVERYBODY NOW HANDS iN THE AiR iS A STiCK UP STiCK UP
    THE FUNNY BUSiNESS STAR YOU GOT LET UP LET UP
    YOU TEST SKY, YOU GON DiE
    AND AT YOUR FUNERAiL YOUR MOMMA GON CRY
    SO CUST THE MAiL KiSS THE FLOOR FLOOR
    AND GiRL SUPER CASH DRiVE SLOW SLOW
    iF YOU NO END UP THERE, YOU DO EVERYTHiNG SHY RONNiE SAY
    TELL EM RONNiE

    SHY RONNiE :

    RiHANNA :
    NO ONE iN THE BACK CAN HEAR YOU
    SHY RONNiE : …
    RiHANNA : SHY RONNiE USE YOUR ROCKSTAR VOiCE
    SHY RONNiE : …
    RiHANNA : WE DON’T HAVE TiME FOR THiS
    SHY RONNiE : HAHA
    RiHANNA : LET’S GO
    SO STAY ON THE GROUND iS A STiCK UP STiCK UP
    YOUR WHiTE TEN JEWELS YOUR PiCK UP PiCK UP
    i KNOW THE CASH, MOVE YOUR ASS
    WE GETTiN MONEY,TELL EM SHY RONNiE

    SHY RONNiE : …
    RiHANNA : PLEASE, PLEASE USE YOUR WORDS
    SHY RONNiE : …
    RiHANNA : JUST iMAGiNE THAT EVERY ONE NAKED
    SHY RONNiE : …
    RiHANNA : OH OH, ??
    WE REALLY PiCTURE THAN NAKED
    SHY RONNiE : HAHA
    RiHANNA : WHY i THiNK YOU COULD DO THiS
    RONNiE HAVE THE ? MOVE
    ( BAANG )
    HE SHOT HiMSELF, AND WHY HiS GUN iS SO SMALL
    THE POLiCE AROUND THE WAY
    GOOD LUCK SHY RONNiE ,, BYE BYE

    SHY RONNiE : HAHAA , … HE RAP
    RiHANNA : HEY, i FORGOT THiS MONEY , AND ALSO THiS GUY
    COME ON WE GON HAVE SEX, DOULALOU !
    SHY RONNiE : … HE RAAP

  3. rihanna luv

    SNL Digital Short – “Ronnie & Clyde“
    Rihanna and Andy Samberg

    RIHANNA :
    WE DONE THE WORK
    WE KNOW THE SYSTEM
    WE HAVE THE FIRE POWER
    AND WE HAVE EACH OTHER
    YOU READY

    YEAH – EY EY EY EY EY EY
    WE AT IT AGAIN

    EVERYBODY NOW
    HANDS IN THE AIR ITS A STICK UP STICK UP
    NO FUNNY BUSINESS
    OR YOU GET LIT UP LIT UP
    YOU TEST I? YOU GON DIE
    AND AT YOUR FUNERAL
    YOUR MOMMA GON CRY

    [SO CUT TO THE MUST] KiSS THE FLOOR, FLOOR
    AND CLERKS OPEN CASH DRAWERS SLOW, SLOW
    IF YOU DONT WANT TO END UP DEAD
    YOU DO EVERYTHING SHY RONNIE SAIDS
    TELL EM RONNIE

    SHY RONNIE :
    ………………………..…

    RIHANNA :
    NO ONE IN THE BACK CAN HEAR YOU

    SHY RONNIE :
    …………..

    RIHANNA :
    SHY RONNIE
    USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE

    SHY RONNIE :
    ……………..…

    RIHANNA :
    WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS

    SHY RONNIE :
    …………………..HA HAA!

    RIHANNA :
    LET’S GO
    SO STAY ON THE GROUND ITS A STICK UP, STICK UP
    [OPEN YOUR ]WALLETS AND JEWELS [YOU] PICK UP PICK UP

    UNLOAD THE CASH
    MOVE YOUR ASS
    WE GETTIN MONEY
    TELL EM SHY RONNIE

    SHY RONNIE :
    ………………………………

    RIHANNA :
    PLEASE
    PLEASE USE YOUR WORDS

    SHY RONNIE :
    ……………………………………..

    RIHANNA :
    JUST IMAGINE THAT EVERYONES NAKED

    SHY RONNIE :
    ……………………………………

    RIHANNA :
    UH OH
    BONER ALERT
    YOU REALLY PICTURED EM NAKED

    SHY RONNIE :
    HA HAA

    RiHANNA :
    WHY I THINK YOU COULD DO THIS?

    RONNIE HOSTAGE ON THE MOVE
    ( *SHOTS* )
    HE SHOT HIMSELF AND WHY HIS GUN IS SO SMALL

    THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY
    GOOD LUCK SHY RONNIE , BYE BYE

    SHY RONNIE :
    HA..HAA … [*RAPS*]

    RIHANNA :
    EY, I FORGOT THIS MONEY
    AND ALSO THIS GUY
    COME ON
    WE GONNA HAVE SEX
    TOODALOO!!

    SHY RONNIE :
    … [*RAPS*]

  4. mmmmmmmm602

    RIHANNA :
    WE DONE THE WORK
    WE KNOW THE SYSTEM
    WE HAVE THE FIRE POWER
    AND WE HAVE EACH OTHER
    YOU READY

    YEAH – EY EY EY EY EY EY
    WE AT IT AGAIN

    EVERYBODY NOW
    HANDS IN THE AIR ITS A STICK UP STICK UP
    NO FUNNY BUSINESS
    OR YOU GET LIT UP LIT UP
    YOU TEST I? YOU GON DIE
    AND AT YOUR FUNERAL
    YOUR MOMMA GON CRY

    [SO CUT TO THE MUST] KiSS THE FLOOR, FLOOR
    AND CLERKS OPEN CASH DRAWERS SLOW, SLOW
    IF YOU DONT WANT TO END UP DEAD
    YOU DO EVERYTHING SHY RONNIE SAIDS
    TELL EM RONNIE

    SHY RONNIE :
    ………………………..…

    RIHANNA :
    NO ONE IN THE BACK CAN HEAR YOU

    SHY RONNIE :
    …………..

    RIHANNA :
    SHY RONNIE
    USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE

    SHY RONNIE :
    ……………..…

    RIHANNA :
    WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS

    SHY RONNIE :
    …………………..HA HAA!

    RIHANNA :
    LET’S GO
    SO STAY ON THE GROUND ITS A STICK UP, STICK UP
    [OPEN YOUR ]WALLETS AND JEWELS [YOU] PICK UP PICK UP

    UNLOAD THE CASH
    MOVE YOUR ASS
    WE GETTIN MONEY
    TELL EM SHY RONNIE

    SHY RONNIE :
    ………………………………

    RIHANNA :
    PLEASE
    PLEASE USE YOUR WORDS

    SHY RONNIE :
    ……………………………………..

    RIHANNA :
    JUST IMAGINE THAT EVERYONES NAKED

    SHY RONNIE :
    ……………………………………

    RIHANNA :
    UH OH
    BONER ALERT
    YOU REALLY PICTURED EM NAKED

    SHY RONNIE :
    HA HAA

    RiHANNA :
    WHY I THINK YOU COULD DO THIS?

    RONNIE HOSTAGE ON THE MOVE
    ( *SHOTS* )
    HE SHOT HIMSELF AND WHY HIS GUN IS SO SMALL

    THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY
    GOOD LUCK SHY RONNIE , BYE BYE

    SHY RONNIE :
    HA..HAA … [*RAPS*]

    RIHANNA :
    EY, I FORGOT THIS MONEY
    AND ALSO THIS GUY
    COME ON
    WE GONNA HAVE SEX
    TOODALOO!!

    SHY RONNIE :
    … [*RAPS*]

  5. Amina

    LMFAOoOOO OMG I love this video its hilarious!!!!

    Rihanna did a great job! Awesome

  6. Ike

    Real Lyrics: Rihanna:
    We’ve done the work, we know the system, we have the firepower, and we have each other.
    You ready?
    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah Yeh eh ehh eh eh ehhhhhh
    We at it again.
    Everybody now, hands in the air it’s a stick up, stick up.
    No funny business or you’ll get lit up, lit up.
    You
    touch sky, you gon’ die, at yo’ funeral yo momma gon’ cry,
    So customers hit the floor, floor, and clerks open cash drawers slow, slow.
    If you don’ wanna end up dead, you’ll do everything Shy Ronnie says, tell em Ronnie.
    Shy Ronnie: ….. Rihanna: No one in the back can hear you.
    Shy Ronnie: …… Rihanna: Shy ronnie, use your outside voice. shy ronnie: ….. Rihanna: We don’ have time for this. Lets Go. Shy ronnie: HaHaaaa!!!!!
    Rihanna:So stay on the ground it’s a stick up, stick up.
    your wallets and jewels we’ll pick up, pick up.
    Unload the cash, move your ass, we gettin’ money, tell em shy ronnie. Shy ronnie:…. Rihanna: Please, please use you words. Shy ronnie:…. Rihanna: Just imagine that everyone’s naked. Shy ronnie: *stops* Rihanna: Uh-oh, boner alert! He really pictured them naked. why did I think you could do this?
    Ronnie, hostage on the move! *BANG*
    He shot himself.
    And why is your gun so small?
    the police are on de way. Police: (Come out, put your hands up!!)
    Rihanna: Good luck, shy ronnie. bye-bye.
    Shy ronnie (RAP): rock you, mother*******s and I’m back from the dead,
    break war with a furnace and I shot my own leg,
    Don’t think that I’m twisted cuz I’m crazy as S***,
    I hung a giant ass noose off my giant ass D***!!!!!!
    Rihanna: Ey. I forgot dis money, and also dis guy.
    come on, we’re gonna have sex, too-da-loo.
    Shy ronnie: And you could hang from it,
    cuz you don’t wanna see my real gun,
    Shots through the sky and yo face down real fun(????) ,
    CRACK!!!!!

  7. OG

    This is SUCH a cool video! I had to watch it over and over again! Hats off to Rihanna (and Andy)!!!

  8. Yall fuckin hype cuz yall no da wordzzz damn

  9. titilope Olusolade

    Cant get tired of this video, watching over and over again not  any reason but  the fact that its so nice and i ♥   it!

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