Jizz In My Pants response: “Puke In My Mouth”

Another well done video by pantlessknights on YouTube. The video is a response/parody of The Lonely Island‘s “Jizz In My Pants“. They previously did the “A Day Day (I Got ADD) Spoof of Hurricane Chris’ A Bay Bay“. The track is done by two girls on MsTaken.com and here’s what they had to say on YouTube:

This is a ladies’ response to “Jizz In My Pants” by Lonely Island.  we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it.  a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it!  also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths!

CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia
Vocals by Erika Shumate & Lauren Curtis
Beat by Ranidu
Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel

LYRICS:
Douchebags all across the club / Ladies’ night straight poppin the bub
Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-dick style, with a shoot and wink
Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face
Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance
You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your dongs on my cocktail dress
Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants
and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said Ive got a groom
I turn away, you start to pout
AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt
Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth

I’m 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I’m up in that ass
Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm
Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny
Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets
He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm
AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Upside-down, so it’s even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse
Help me please, I could use a towel cause I
PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest
Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn’t wear capris
Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site
In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam
A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH
I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me
And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me
You’re such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me
Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy
PUKE IN MY MOUTH…

Listen/Download: “Puke In My Mouth

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16 Comments

  1. Haley

    My boyfriend loves jizz in my pants and i hate it…but i absolutly love this one!!
    its a good one for the girls! =] it makes me laugh so hard.

  2. Haha, thanks for the post on the video! We're glad you like it, Haley – we made it for girls like you!

    Ms. Taken
    http://tr.im/mstaken

  3. Lily

    this song is like so funny its better than jizz in my pantss :]

  4. Jermelle

    That song is perfect and you girls are hotttttt seriously in fact during the video i jizzed in my pants lol jk good song though girls

  5. I love it you totally rock and you nailed it perfictly

  6. cathy

    omfg i luv this song.. and im not lesbian but you girls are so fuckinxx sexii

  7. Julie

    um what? You could just say there pretty, and they areee!!: ) haha, i lovee this song! Its soo halouriouse i showed my boyfriend and hes like is that really what ladies do when they find out we jizz in our pants? haha

  8. DUDE

    you girls really make me jizz in my pants!!

  9. Ashley

    Omg you ladies are like very gorgeous! Im like jealous, and this song is fucking halariouusss this totaallyy beats ” jizz in my pants”

  10. nino

    this song is good but jizz in my pants is better they over did it a lil and they made it just like jizz in my pants maybe a lil to much like even the lil stuff u copied it would have been nice to see a lil diffrent stuff but it was good

  11. Many

    OMG its so funny! I like jizzed in my pants too but this is better!

  12. haha my boyfriend loves this one and jizz in my pants lol

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