The Lonely Island ft. T-Pain – I’m On A Boat

“I’m On A Boat” is the second single from The Lonely Island off their first studio album Incredibad, in stores Feb 10th 2009. I was bumping this track for awhile before I even knew they were some white guys who brought you the internet phenomenom that was “Jizz In My Pants” , which I thought was a total joke – but actually they’re a decent group. This makes me think they might have a decent album coming out, all thanks to T-Pain.

Personal favorite line from the song:

“Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker”

and T-Pain impresses us once again with his originality..

“Never thought I’d see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid”

But, “I’m On A Boat” over and over and why they’re so obsessed, I’ll probably never understand.. but at least this time if the chorus gets stuck in your head you won’t be ashamed to sing it..(unlike.. Jizz in my pants..) Also, according to a blog post from their MySpace page it’s also their official second single.

Lyrics for The Lonely Island feat. T-Pain – I’m On A Boat

[Intro: Andy Samberg + (T-Pain)]
(Shortayyyy) Aww shit
Get your towels ready it’s about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let’s go

[Hook: Lonely Island + (T-Pain)]
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)
I’m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

[Verse 1: The Lonely Island + (T-Pain)]
I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it’s so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I’m flipping burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flipping copies

I’m riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin’s splashing, getting e’rybody all wet
But this ain’t Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I’m on a boat motherfucker, don’t you ever forget

I’m on a boat and, it’s going fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I’m the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you’re on the shore, then you’re sho’ not me-oh
{Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}

Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I’m on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat
It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I’d see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid

[Hook]

[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh

Listen/Download: The Lonely Island feat. T-Pain – I’m On A Boat